Oga sir, I don't know what happened o, we were just sitting together on the chair, then all of a sudden, they na showed Buhari's face on the TV.
Once bingo (my dog) saw Buhari's face, he stated crying o. Before I could say "Jack", Bingo fell on the floor and died!
Just like that o!
So, please I want HR to bring Bingo back from the dead, thank you!
From: Bingo Shadidi
Department: Dogmatism